Свободная Тема №2

[YAdurak 0]

Чето 2 уже так убогенько смотрится ) Время ?

[Paindealer 234]

Сейчас количество брутальных мужиков просто OVER 9000, и очень мало харизматичных и действительно классных героев...превращать Макса Пейна в быдло экшен...пффф, разрабы продались ;I Конечно убогенько смотрится, игра 2003 года Изменено 10 июня 2009 пользователем Paindealer

[YAdurak 0]

Крис тоже был качком . Но 2 раза резик можно было пройти на Ура . Так что не стоит макса недооценивать , я не думаю ,что 3 частью знаменитой игры загубят . Вот увидим видео , там можно будет судить об игре

[killer47 0]

Крис тоже был качком . Но 2 раза резик можно было пройти на Ура . Так что не стоит макса недооценивать , я не думаю ,что 3 частью знаменитой игры загубят . Вот увидим видео , там можно будет судить об игре

Интересно, опен ворлд будет ? :biggrin:

[UnSaint 0]

killer47, :bad:

[YAdurak 0]

Дак видно из фоток ,что будет . Игра напомнила о кейн и линч на военной базе )

[Crazy_rabbit 0]

Самый классный Макс - Сэм Лэйк. ИМХО.

[iamperadko 0]

лол, нашел на омегле китайскую фанатку витаса

...

You: what are you doing?

Stranger: watching TV

Stranger: and chatting with you

You: cool, how music you listen?

Stranger: yes

Stranger: i like vitas

Stranger: do you like him?

после этих слов я нажал на дисконнект

[Numark 0]

лол, мудак ты

[iamperadko 0]

Numark

Взаимно.

[Portgas 0]

какой странный тип

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Stranger: david?

You: godzilla crawling into my house

Stranger: DAVID!!!

Stranger: ILL HELP YOU!!

Stranger: OH GOD!!

You: godzilla ate him

Stranger: OMG

Stranger: D:

You: horrible death

You: :)

Stranger: OH MY FUCKING GOD

Stranger: IM GONNA SHOOT MYSELF

Stranger: D:

Stranger: GO TO THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING

Stranger: CALL THE COPS

You: no

Stranger: OMG D:

You: there is king kong on empire state building

Stranger: IM GONNA JUMP OFF

Stranger: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

You: fighting with godzilla

Stranger: WHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[YAdurak 0]

Stranger: hi

You: i am godzilla

Stranger: fuck you godzilla

Stranger: i'm a gangsta

Stranger: i will shoot your head

You: oooo my god

Stranger: my name is 50cent

You: I am Russian guy

Stranger: are you russian mafia?

You: yes

Stranger: oh

You: I am Vladimir

Stranger: i'm sorry forgive me

You: ok man

[Portgas 0]

Наконец попался человек с чувством юмора :)

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: This is an emergency message from Moon. We need potatoes! I repeat, we need potatoes!

Stranger: hi

Stranger: do you

Stranger: i'll send some right up

You: thank you nice man

Stranger: *sends 10 kazillion potatoes*

Stranger: there you go

You: 10 kazzilions of potatoes? that too much

Stranger: sorry too late

Stranger: hope you don't choke...

Stranger: at least you're supplied for a couple of years now

You: that like "an asteroid" of potatoes

You: the moon is gonna blow up

You: what have you done? you must find a way to save our colony

Stranger: yay, finally rid of that fucking annoying light that's always in the way to view stars!

Stranger: save your colony huh?

Stranger: go to mars

Stranger: !

Stranger: i have set up a centre there

You: there is another colony on mars

Stranger: you will see it from outer space

Stranger: well, it is mine

You: they hate us, these stupid alien niggers

Stranger: you can come and live with me temporarily

Stranger: it's no longer of the alien niggers...

Stranger: I have conquered it!

You: great news

You: now we can rest assured and go to mars

Stranger: yes, come quick, because the potatoes will soon arrive!

You: do you have internet on mars?

Stranger: yes

Stranger: how would I be typing this if I hadn't got any internet...

You: you are on mars now?

Stranger: yes!

You: and you had a kazzilions of potatoes and we didnt knew about that?

Stranger: yes!

Stranger: they're genetically manipulated potatoes!

You: you are breaking a universe potato laws

Stranger: that's why I grew them so fast

You: potatoes must not be genetically manipulated

Stranger: yes they should

You: i'm gonna call batman

You: space super batman

Stranger: much bigger, better tasting and faster growing!

Stranger: o no!

Stranger: I see him coming

Stranger: I'm calling all my troops

You: you are bluffing!

Stranger: they'll fire with genitically manipulated potatoes that explode on touch

Stranger: the biggest explosion possible is that

Stranger: !!

You: shit, now i gonna call superman

You: he do not fear your potatoes!

Stranger: yes he shall, because I have just found a way to make them multiply into infinity on touch

Stranger: so if I hit superman with one, he will suffocate!

You: if you had a kryptonity potatoes - he may die ) but you have not

You: now we have a chance to win in this fight and conquer your mars colony

Stranger: well, with such large numbers of potatoes, due to pressure rising and lack of oxygen in the inner potatoes, kryptonite is formed

Stranger: everything is in my plan!

Stranger: haha!

Stranger: you shall never beat me!

You: that just a bluff

Stranger: that's no bluff

Stranger: believe me!

You: i can't believe in such an evil plan

Stranger: haha

You: you are many steps ahead of me

Stranger: but I am actually the alien nigger race that you thought was chased away!

You: noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!

Stranger: I'm much smarter than you futile man!

Stranger: dispicable, futile man!

You: i can't let you win this fight and transform all humans on earth into alien niggers

Stranger: but that's what will happen

You: we have a nuclear antipotato bomb

Stranger: I've already sent my entire race onto your futile planet

You: we have power barrier here

You: you cannot touch us!

Stranger: oh, but we have cucumbers too, and there's no anticucumber bomb!

Stranger: that can't be formed!

Stranger: we checked!

You: that's too cruel!

You: it is not fair

Stranger: yes it is!

Stranger: if you had demolished us before we demolished you

You: just wait until we repair our galactic teleporter and escape from moon

Stranger: by sending your antipotato bomb on our planet

Stranger: then we would have no potatoes, and we wouldn't surviv!

Stranger: *survive

You: we are gonna travel back in time ! haha!

Stranger: you can't

You: because now i know your evil plan and already prepaired our moon time machine

Stranger: we disabled the time travel machine already

Stranger: you're too late!

You: you cannot

Stranger: we disabled it with Electromagnetic rays!

Stranger: you can't let it work

You: arrrgh

You: i do not have another choice

Stranger: we'll soon arrive at the time gate

You: i'll transform into super antivegetable robot!

Stranger: then we'll shoot meat

Stranger: haha!

Stranger: then you're dead

You: The Mighty FRUTOBOT!

Stranger: and gravy!

You: nothing can stand against frutobot, its way too powerful

You: even gravy!

Stranger: well, I think a penis could

You: i cannot

You: let you

You: do it

Stranger: too late

Stranger: I already shot my penis at you

Stranger: it was my last device

Stranger: but now you're all going to die!

You: super robotopenis?

Stranger: yes

You: not going to work, our power barrier can deflect it back to you!

Stranger: super robotopenis against frutobot

Stranger: well, we have put a spermdevice in, that makes a hole in your power barrier!

You: frutobot is invincible

Stranger: no it isn't

You: yes it is

Stranger: no, sperm will ruin the frutobot! it will shrink down to nothing, and then it will be eaten by me!

Stranger: while I am negotiating with your ruler!

You: i'm the ruler!

Stranger: ok then

You: haha! our teleporter is complete

Stranger: then you will be dead and I will talk to the next ranked person

Stranger: but we are there!

You: we can escape from you evil claws

Stranger: don't you see us

Stranger: we've been there for a while now!

Stranger: are you blind you fool!

You: aaa! evil alien niggers is among us!~

You: we are screwed!

Stranger: look, your first man has already died

Stranger: and the teleporter is made of plastic!

Stranger: it's a fake

Stranger: the real one is on our planet!

You: i'm gonna activate my personal nuclear bomb and kill you with this planet!

Stranger: i'm wearing a lead costume

Stranger: it won't get through

You: not, but it will destroy the planet and the blast wave gonna send you to sun!

You: and you will melt like cheese on the frypan!

Stranger: the lead is several metres thick... the blast won't move me at all!

You: it doesn't matter in space!

Stranger: yes it does...

You: vacuum!

You: there is no such thing like weight in space

You: you are screwed

Stranger: if you're talking about vacuum, the bomb wouldn't detonate, because there's no oxygen!

Stranger: haha

Stranger: where's you bomb now...

You: bomb doesnt need the oxygen!

You: because it is inside me!

Stranger: ... yeah it does...

Stranger: otherwise it won't detonate, know your physics dude...

You: i prepaired an airbag inside my stomach

You: to fuel the bomb

Stranger: unless that bag is about as big as the entire moon, it won't work...

Stranger: haha!

You: you cannot know that because that bomb is handmade!

Stranger: well, if you wanted me to be blown away, it would have to be that big...

You: i just need to eat a potato to detonate it and you will blow up

Stranger: by the way

Stranger: you're too late

Stranger: you're all alone

Stranger: no one from your troops is left

Stranger: and no one of use is killed...

You: i do not need anybody now

Stranger: we're going to take you capture

Stranger: and starve you to death

You: i still have a frutobot

Stranger: no you don't

You: i can eat it and survive

Stranger: the spermdevice let it shrink...

You: noooooooo

Stranger: after you're dead, we will let you drift off into space

Stranger: ha!

You: you won this fight, but the war is not over!

Stranger: you're screwed

Stranger: yeah it is

Stranger: i'm on earth now

Stranger: this planet is mine!

You: somebody gonna avenge me!

Stranger: nope

Stranger: i will be the tirranic overlord of planet earth

You: how?

Stranger: everyone who dares to say anything against me is dead!

You: the buddha will destroy you

Stranger: buddha? what is buddha?

Stranger: he cannot be strong enough to kill me

You: he is god

Stranger: i will put the sperm device in his ass

You: he can do anything

Stranger: he will soon talk different!

Stranger: he will obey me

Stranger: as will everyone els

Stranger: and there is no god

You: but you cant conquer all universe!

Stranger: I have checked that!

Stranger: yes I can!

Stranger: you wait!

You: there is plenty of guys stronger than you

Stranger: how do you know that?

You: i'm A UNIVERSE!

Stranger: one of those guys is the strongest isn't it?

You: muwahahaha!

Stranger: well what if I was the strongest

Stranger: and you can't be a universe

Stranger: you're from planet earth!

Stranger: remember

Stranger: ...

You: jesus was from planet earh too

Stranger: you lose

Stranger: so, is that jesus person still around now?

Stranger: no?

Stranger: I thought so!

Stranger: he is futile too

You: nooooooooooooo

You: you are too evil and smart!

Stranger: i am immortal, invincible and unkillable!

Stranger: yes I am

Stranger: I know all

Stranger: but actually all!

You: you cannot

Stranger: I know the meaning of life!

You: maybe

Stranger: I know it!

You: but you are still a moron alien nigger

You: nobody gonna believe you

Stranger: yeah, if i'm a moron alien nigger, then you're even worse

You: ehh...that been fun :) gotta go, bye

Stranger: because you got beaten by 2 moron alien niggers!

Stranger: bye then

 

[Гость f1aska]

вы еще сидите там Т_Т..

[WhySoSerious 0]

прям таки Пункт назначения 1 о_О http://news.mail.ru/incident/2652590 Изменено 10 июня 2009 пользователем WhySoSerious

[Roni 0]

забавная штука,отлично убивает время

[ArteminEm 0]

прям таки Пункт назначения 1 о_О http://news.mail.ru/incident/2652590

хы

от судьбы не уйдёшь

[GOPnick3000 0]

кто подскажет где скачать песенку очень уж крутая:

http://www.gametrailers.com/video/exclusiv...i-call-of/51311

 

мега тема))хельп пипл)

[KINOMAN 0]

NEWS

Во Франции хотели принять закон предложенный самим Президентом согласно которому всех пользователей, незаконно скачивающих файлы с помощью файлообменных сетей, предлагалось отключать от интернета на срок до одного года. http://www.journal-plaza.net/engine/data/emoticons/crazy.gif

PS. если у нас грозили показательными разбирательствами для всей страны, то там долго думать не стали и видать решили сразу рубануть всех пользователей кто незаконно качает файлы самым простым очень удобным методом - отключением от инета на год!

Но ихний конституционный совет Франции опротестовал сей закон! Иначе если бы приняли, за другими странами дело бы не встало долго!

[)I(ap 0]

KINOMAN, баян, про это в новостях еще месяца 2,3,4 назад говорили...

[YAdurak 0]

GOPnick3000,

 

Ohh i found song.www.upload-mp3. com/files/47737_iqict/Cod Waw New Map Pack V2 SoundTrack.mp3 Waw New Map Pack V2 SoundTrack.mp3

 

 

Bring me to life вроде так

 

он же писал

Изменено 10 июня 2009 пользователем YAdurak

[GOPnick3000 0]

GOPnick3000,

 

Ohh i found song.www.upload-mp3. com/files/47737_iqict/Cod Waw New Map Pack V2 SoundTrack.mp3 Waw New Map Pack V2 SoundTrack.mp3

 

 

Bring me to life вроде так

 

он же писал

чёто ссылка страная...

 

опять сидел в том чате:

You: i`m cyborg from the future

Stranger: wow

You: hell ye

Stranger: Im a giant dick

на этом разговор окончился

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[)I(ap 0]

http://pic.ipicture.ru/uploads/090610/48001/U47r5fMQUt.jpg

- чето скучно здесь...

- полетели путешествовать!

- ага! полетели!

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3 дня спустя

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http://pic.ipicture.ru/uploads/090610/48001/Eo1V7yOzHn.jpg

- так! и какой дебил предложил лететь в Китай?!!

[Zeberdee 0]

http://pic.ipicture.ru/uploads/090610/48001/U47r5fMQUt.jpg

- чето скучно здесь...

- полетели путешествовать!

- ага! полетели!

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3 дня спустя

http://pic.ipicture.ru/uploads/090610/48001/2ArSTNwVTR.jpg

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http://pic.ipicture.ru/uploads/090610/48001/Eo1V7yOzHn.jpg

- так! и какой дебил предложил лететь в Китай?!!

Good Joke...Ваганыч одобряе

[Tom910 0]

http://pic.ipicture.ru/uploads/090610/48001/U47r5fMQUt.jpg

- чето скучно здесь...

- полетели путешествовать!

- ага! полетели!

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3 дня спустя

http://pic.ipicture.ru/uploads/090610/48001/2ArSTNwVTR.jpg

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http://pic.ipicture.ru/uploads/090610/48001/Eo1V7yOzHn.jpg

- так! и какой дебил предложил лететь в Китай?!!

сам придумал ?)))